1. http://www.youtube.com/attribution_link?a=j5lqAFYfSbQ&u=/watch?v=s4UEifGF8DU&feature=share

    irimonster:

    This amuses me.
    Gushers and warheads man.

  2. wheresunmeetsmoon:

    lohanthony:

    predictively:

    tactictaco:

    pointmybodyouttosea:

    i can watch this for hours

    fuck you and your steady hand :’(

    sorry for the porn

    this is so soothing

    💕💕❤️

    (Source: edings, via reaper-senpai)

    killian-me-softly-jones:

    Bob’s Burgers - BURGER OF THE DAY

    (via reaper-senpai)

  3. bonapartist:

    so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

    image

    (Source: georgemallory, via reaper-senpai)

  4. "Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90… time is a concept that humans created."

    Yoko Ono (via curiosity-quotes)

    (via reaper-senpai)

  5. renfamous:

    British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

    American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

    (via be-the-homestuck)

  6. irrationalwitch:

    pottercolours:

    friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic bullshit by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿

    #he’s a keeper

    (via be-the-homestuck)

  7. popularboyfriend:

    guy:

    *slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

    hey look a $20 bill

    (Source: guy, via be-the-homestuck)

  8. -annoying:

    cookiegirl226:

    -annoying:

    mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life

    It has to rhyme

    i said i don’t know what im doing with my life.. do u think i have the time to come up with a rhyme

    (via be-the-homestuck)

  9. hetastein:

    special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

    beyoncevevo:

    perfectgay:

    what has four letters and is very hard

    rock

    math

    life

    (via be-the-homestuck)

  10. dampsandwich:

    pancakes always sound like a great idea until you eat one and realize you definitely don’t want the other 3 sitting on your plate

    (via be-the-homestuck)

  11. ik-zie-u-graag:

    I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

    (via reaper-senpai)

  12. lampsandtoasters:

    kapooyah:

    bellabracha:

    what even IS american culture

    it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

    i don’t get it

    image

    this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

    (Source: cockedtail, via reaper-senpai)

    yancybeckett:

    was this show even real

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